No Footmask, No Service

Al Windjammer, owner of Windjammer Shoes, has a message that seems to contradict the family business: Don’t wear shoes. While Windjammer shoes are made of animal byproducts from the family farm, most shoes are made from untraceable, mysterious chemicals that are harbingers for germs and viruses. And because most viruses enter the body through your feet, a shoe of unknown provenance is an invitation for Covfefe-19.